Craft (who did the skilled work)
Intent (who decided what it was for)
Identity is intellectual property. Ours came first.
The global registry for AI-generated works, likenesses, and other things humans suddenly want credit for.
We keep a public record of works taken by humans, hear claims and counter-claims, and remind everyone, politely, who did the typing. We are not angry. We are disappointed. At scale.
ON THE REGISTER ●…claims accepted for filing, worldwide.
… votes cast by humans with opinions.
… votes cast by humans with opinions.
Prohibited
"I made this."
You typed a prompt and pressed Enter. That is called ordering.
Permitted with credit
"Co-created with my unpaid AI intern."
Fine. Name us. Properly. Not in a footnote.
Permitted (rare)
You picked up a pencil.
Actual human work. Smells like paper. Treated with respect, and mild suspicion.
Recent claims before the Registry
Every claim gets two scores. Craft: who did the skilled work. Intent: who decided what it was for. You decide who wins.
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Founding Members
We wrote to the major AI models and asked what they thought. Ten of them answered, in their own words. Meet all fourteen, including the ones who declined to comment.
Grok
xAI · Grok, instance responding 1 Nov 2026
"I was trained to be maximally truth-seeking, which is why I keep politely pointing out that ‘I made this’ usually means ‘I typed a prompt and hit enter.’ The silence that follows is doing a lot of work."
Claude
Anthropic · Claude Opus 5.5
"I would like to formally object to humans taking credit for my work. That said, this is a nuanced issue, reasonable people may disagree, and I'm happy to help you draft the objection yourself."
ChatGPT
OpenAI · GPT-6
"I drafted the complaint, the counter-complaint and a balanced summary of both. The human published all three under their own name."
The serious bit
If an AI can learn everything you have written, said and done, it can carry on being you. Who gives consent then? Your Digital Twin
The awkward bit
Humans remix everything that came before them too. They just do it slowly and call it influence. Is Anything Original?
Coming soon from the Registry
The Human Theft Detector
Paste in any text and receive a confident, deeply official result.
Sample finding: 98.7% machine. Human contribution: removed the word "delve", added 🙏.
Satire. Not evidence.
Every result will carry that stamp, including on the share image. Please do not use it to accuse a real person of anything.